tell them you were vacuuming and the vacuum got stuck on your neck
I had a bad habit as a preteen of making myself look beat up. I'd suck on my arm really hard for a few seconds and it would leave a deep dark purple mark. I thought it was so cool that I could make my arm look like that with absolutely no pain.
My mom told me to quit though.
Feel asleep with the vacuum on my neck... Its a brilliant excuse ty wise bubba
Must've been a massive night of partying to fall asleep like that. :o