Disclaimer: Not personally my concern. I just hate double standards. He said "I wish I could be naked all the time because I'm conceited but you should cover up."
Um obviously you didnt read the whole text. I specifically said
If you wanna show cheeks, might as well show all of it. I wish i could walk around naked everyday because im conceited about my body but its wouldn't be a pleasant sight for most people so i don't do it.
How the forget do you miss this key detail in my sentence? How?!