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[Refticus]

ur profile says 19 but ur face says pizza

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[Biostorm]

Shalom, my name is Akiva Bielschowsky.

I'm a 27 year old part American, part Japanese Jewoco (Jew loco). I write bibles in my free time, and spend my days perfecting my banking skills and dancing superior Rabbi dances (Hora, Yemenite dancing)

I train with my Uzi every day, this superior weapon can shoot clean through steel because it is crafted with a master design, and it is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my gun lisense two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Hebrew fluently, both ancient and modern, I write fluently as well. I know everything about the Jewish history and their Mitzvot code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Israeli citizenship, I am moving to Jerusalem to attend to a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a Rabbi or a bank designer!

I own several shtreymels, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Israel, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Hebrew as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

[Daswiruch]

weeajew

[Freek]

Is that peter griffin

[e-maxx]

Can't really burn when he doesn't get any sun

on the topic of this i'm like the only white person who doesn't get sun burnt
like i might have sun burn for a day or two but then i just get tan
and then i like hold the tan until January

[XR-7]

on the topic of this i'm like the only white person who doesn't get sun burnt
like i might have sun burn for a day or two but then i just get tan
and then i like hold the tan until January

I'm kind of the same way. I'm white, but can get burned if out in the sun for as little as 60 minutes. The burn is totally gone after a day or two as well.

[Becquerel]

I'm kind of the same way. I'm white, but can get burned if out in the sun for as little as 60 minutes. The burn is totally gone after a day or two as well.

yeah this kinda happens to me too
it annoys me because its most prominent on my face and hands

[XR-7]

yeah this kinda happens to me too
it annoys me because its most prominent on my face and hands

My neck and ears get toasted really fast compared to everywhere else.

[$trinick]

I either get not burnt at all or absolutely roasted. I'm super mega white, but I can be in the sun all day and come away slightly tanner with no sunburn. Other days I'll be in the sun all day and come away with really damaged skin that needs to be nursed to health.

Usually I don't get sunburnt though.

[Georges]

I can be out in the sun for quite a while and the worst I'll get is a slightly burnt nose.

[Freek]

My shoulders get pretty burnt usually
When I went to summer camp back in 2010, my shoulders got burned like hell and I had to carry around a backpack that had rope belts that grinded against my burns

[MYST]

but mule said he was 16

[Nickpb 2.0]

but mule said he was 16

I was waiting for this post

[carolcat]

tfw u match ur cat

my face looks so fat in that second one lol. big soft potato face.

Holy loving Jesus you rock that god damn sweater dress... forget...

Your profile says 16, date me...

sry but i'm already dating a guy

[Becquerel]

carol has chubsy cheeks d'aww

that cat though
just.. oh my god yes.. yes oh my GOD YES RAISE THE BAR