I sent him a personal message of me without the pubestache and chin fuzz to which he replied don't message me.
So he technically can't say I haven't shown him pictures of me without facial hair.
If VH gained weight
got hit in the face with a blunt object
and generally let herself go
you might be able to say you looked similar to her

I want this inside me
wanna fel ur fuz on my booty hole
That looks so scratchy
I just wanna rub my face on it