Surprised no one tells him to cut his hair.
maybe that's his mighty Viking beard
Why do you people like wearing blue jeans
please don't tell me you wear cargo shorts
what the heck is wrong with cargos
the extra velcro pockets are good for holding your virginity
here's my russian stripper cosplaywhy does he wear the mask
who puts velcro on cargothey're alright, I use them if I go hiking otherwise they're useless
ahahahahahaahahAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhe's barely got a mustache
Are you resting on a large white guinea pig?