There's a [Item] next to you,what do you do?

[tapemaster21]

BLOW stuff UP!

There's a [Item] net to you,what do you do?

[Ad Bot]

[Talaford]

tape you must:
There's a [item < replace with a item] next to me, what should i do?

So since you made no sense:

There's a tape next to me, what should i do?

[tapemaster21]

Give me a dollar.

(I know how to do it, I'm mocking the game itself.)

There's a [Item] next to you,what do you do?

[Talaford]

Stop destroying the game then

Since you again made no sense....

There's a weapon next to me that points to tapemaster21's santa [a censored word] What should i do?

Nah ill say to myself:
Press the trigger

Now:
There's a peanut butter next to me, what should i do?

[tapemaster21]

Learn how to use what you are given.

I'll ignore yours and substitute my own.

I have nickle next to me, what should I do?

[Talaford]

Finaly!

Eat the nickle then eat the bum u havent saw.

I have a tic-tac-toe board next to me, what shouldn't i do?

[tapemaster21]

Your age is showing, anyway,

Play tic tac toe with the invisible pigeon on your shoulder.

I have nothing next to me, what do I do?

[Talaford]

Roflmao funny.

Anyway:

I have a l33t cereal box next to me, what shouldn't i do?

[Tokthree]

Yes

I have an overused meme next to me, what should I do

[tapemaster21]

Look at it really hard for like 3 years, it does tricks.

I have cat food next to me inside this room with no doors, and I no longer have a digestive system, what do I do?

[Talaford]

Combine all the cat food to make a l33t sword. And get out.

I got a rope, a lighter, a tape, a M4A1 Abrams, a Tree and a squirrel next to me? What should i do?

[tapemaster21]

Ignore all of it and take a nap.

I have two 5 year olds in the same forum thread I'm in, what should I do?

[Talaford]

Leave the forum and shoot yourself.

I got a rope, a lighter, a tape, a M4A1 Abrams, a Tree and a squirrel next to me? What should i do?

[tapemaster21]

Eat all of the things you have, and get in the microwave for several hours.

I have 99 air balloons and a bird, what to do?

[Talaford]

Throw the bird trought all the 99 air ballons.

I got a rope, a lighter, a tape, a M4A1 Abrams, a Tree and a squirrel next to me? What should i do?