There's a [Item] next to you,what do you do?

[OneWithFire]

Ask him for his gun and rocket shoes, go and rob something, and come back and steal his egg.


Im drunk and i have a hot naked woman with huge breasts next to me, whut do i do!?

[Ad Bot]

[Ladios]

Invite her to play Blockland with you.

There is a blank wall beside me with a bunch of thumbtacks sticking out of it in an annoyingly irregular manner. What should I do?

[Chippy]

Walk over to the thumbtacks to make them not be so annoying but accidentally trip and fall into them.

A big, fat girl is raping a chicken next to me. hao2bring fatty to me? What do I do?
Cant wait to see the answer to this. :o

[Ladios]

Replace the chicken with you skinney white 10-year-old ass.

There are three empty soda cans, a small plate, a larger plate, a spoon, and a fork on the ground next to me. What should I do?

[ryanb31394]

Eat, drink, and be happy...

There is a  next to me. Osht! What do I do?!

[Ladios]

Delete it's colon!
There is a bottle of $40 hair stuffs next to me. What do I do?

[ryanb31394]

1.Steal it
2. E-bay it
3. ???
4. Profit :D


There is your sister's carrot next to you. What do yo do?
*waits for interesting answer*

[Sarge]

i have nightmares when i sleep

Gregory House is next to you, what do you do?

[Ladios]

Greet him politely.

There is an empty computer box next to me. What should I do?

[EvilMuffinZ]

Go in it and use yur imagination to fight alien scum Edit:I meant alien scum not aliens cum :D
There is an iron next to me what do I do?

[*Magick* Mage]

you cuddle it contently.

There is mechanical farm tools next to me, and many dim-witted people. What do I do? (hint: Rampage)

[Khorde]

You melt it on your body to become iron man.

There's a can of Grape Crush (empty) next to me, I have a comb in my hand, what to do?

[Ladios]

Cut the can in half and place the comb on it with the spikey parts facing into the can (using the top half). Acquire a peice of paper and wrap it around the can and the comb. Blow into the tap (the drinky hole thing) on the can.


I have a balloon next to me, what should I do?

[Chippy]

Hump it rapidly until it pops.

Ladios is standing next to me and he thinks I am a balloon. What do I do?

[Ladios]

Stop being 10 so it is actually legal.

There is a.... actually I can't think of anything else, but what should I do anyways?