Author Topic: There's a [Item] next to you,what do you do?  (Read 15806 times)

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There's a gun next to me and a guy I realllly hate. What do I do?

throw him out the window of a 100 story building

throw him out the window of a 100 story building
you fail

there's a failer next to me, what2do

Leave him alone to make fail things and get flamed and banned.


I have icecream, beer, and my computer next to me, what do i do.

Leave him alone to make fail things and get flamed and banned.


I have icecream, beer, and my computer next to me, what do i do.

poop and then go  :cookieMonster:


there are tons of viruses on my computer... what do i do?

Get a forklift to take them off, your computer must be crushed!

There is a live gnome next to me, what do I do?

run to get g-gnome to scear him off

i have a  :cookie: what to i do?

Give it to me so i can feed my pet  :cookieMonster:



I have a mountain dew and a very fragile cell phone next to me, whut dew i dew?

Drink your cell phone and call the cops on your Mountain Dew.

I have a bowl of mac n cheez. Wat2du?

Drink your cell phone and call the cops on your Mountain Dew.

I have a bowl of mac n cheez. Wat2du?

Throw it at the oncomeing onslaught of the cigaretteatronian Army.

I has the Last remaining Copy of L4D, what do i do?

Burn it and cook a nice roast over it. But sadly you die from fume inhalation.

Theres a use condom next to me and I'm really thirsty.

Get a light, turn it on, point at condom until a strengthened beam is on your skin, wait for a hole to appear, then drink your own blood.

There's a coat hanger, a light-bulb, a sheet of paper, and a trash-bag next to me. What do I do?

Nothing. These objects are of no interest to you.

There is a brothel and a baker next to me. I am looking for a saucy pie.

You get a nuke and blow up the baker and go into the brothel........ with a chainsaw.

There's a rocking chair next to me and I'm really tired what do I do?

You get our your trusty leatherman and re-assemble the rocking chair McGuiver style and make it into a bed.

I have a ball.