Author Topic: There's a [Item] next to you,what do you do? (Read 15916 times)

Gamefandan · January 24, 2009, 06:39:29 AM

Throw it over the Great Wall of China and get a world record and you now super famous.

There's a doorknob next to me what do I do?

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IceBlue · January 24, 2009, 06:44:01 AM

Your already a knob, so you leave it.

I'M ON THE BALL.

Gamefandan · January 24, 2009, 07:08:58 AM

the ball rolls over and your under it
you = UNDER THE BALL

There's a 20 fingered man next no me and a pair of scissors what do I do?

IceBlue · January 24, 2009, 07:12:26 AM

You slowly shuffle towards him. Closer. Closer. Then you whisper in his ear;

Nice fingers.

He moves back a bit and looks at you oddly.

There is a silent pause.

Your heads start moving closer. And closer. Closer. Closer.

Then he gets out his scissors.

AND CUTS YOUR HAIR WITH HIS UBER SPEEDY FINGERS.

Hot.

I have a boner.

Gamefandan · January 24, 2009, 07:16:02 AM

My hair picks up the scissors and throws the at your crotch 'nuff said

There's a fish head and a sushi shop next to me WuT2Do00o?!?!/1/1/1

IceBlue · January 24, 2009, 07:18:43 AM

You eat the fish had and run into the sushi shop, throw up and start screaming

LOOK WHAT YOUR FOOD DID TO ME.

GET ON THE BALL.

There is a cabinet next to me.

|Shadow · January 24, 2009, 07:19:34 AM

fuuu, my reply was better :(
~~go in there and ask if they sell DVDs~~

get in the cabniet and hide

super is un-conscious next to me, what2do

IceBlue · January 24, 2009, 07:23:02 AM

You take this as an advantage to fulfill your homoloveual fantasies.

There is a razor next to me and I have a wild itch around my jugular vein.

Gamefandan · January 24, 2009, 07:26:58 AM

Shave than pry those scissors outta ya crotch and get that itch

There's a 24 hour rave party and a blockbuster next to me WHAT THE forget DO I DO MAN?!?!

IceBlue · January 24, 2009, 07:29:04 AM

Run over there with your whole collection of daftpunk (ftw of course) and RAEV OWWNN DUUUUUUEEWWDDD.
Then, after your party, rent out some researcho and GO WILD. Sadly you didn't have any tissues.

I have tissues.

Gamefandan · January 24, 2009, 07:31:11 AM

do what your heart tells you

ive got a record player next to me. omg im so handicapped WTF DO I DO?!?!?

IceBlue · January 24, 2009, 07:32:21 AM

Listen.

I have food.

Spiderpig · January 24, 2009, 07:35:39 AM

Trow it away

I has a hat

IceBlue · January 24, 2009, 07:41:33 AM

Wear it.

I have a ball.

Gamefandan · January 24, 2009, 07:44:04 AM

GET ON TOP

I has a A-track player