haha i love it.
"i know youre listening"
"the forget? who told him?! WHO?"
"sir i dont know, hes antisocial"
"where did you hide the mic?
"where we always do."
"how could he have noticed it in the corner then?"
"well there is one issue"
"oh god what?"
"he has a round house."
"seriously?"
*jaime from mythbusters suddenly appears*
"well theres yer problem."
"where the.. how did you get in here?"
"well yeah i mean he lives in an old grain silo"
"who the hell lives in a round house? were there no corners at all?"
"well there was the corner between the wall and the ceiling, and the floor too."
"and why didnt you put it there?"
"well he had those decorative board things in the way, and if we had used a drill to make a proper hole he wouldve woken up"
"why the stuff does he have decorative floorboards? i mean hes antisocial and lives in a grain silo!"
"i dont know sir, nobodys ever gonna see it."
"well i guess there is only one option left."
"eliminate?"
"yes. use a knife, you know the proper procedure from there."
"why me though sir?"
"because i dont like you, i want you to die in a 'freak burglary accident'"
