i never told you to be born. you were born anyway.
That's because my birth was before
A) Your development of the supernatural abilty of 'thought'. Although I suppose this proves nothing. I could be being born right now if this is the mark.
B) Your birth, although I don't think this is a very appropriate manner, seeing as that means I could be any age older than 7.
C) Your conception. Yes, I'm talking about your parents having love. A grotesque image, no? Ugh, just imagine it! Your mother screaming out in pai- oh wait, I forgot, your aren't very large in the genitalia department, it would be rude of me to not presume the genes for that came from your father.
Edit note: I replaced my original post, because this one seemed more spirit-crushing.
