Author Topic: Aaglo's Theory of Numbertivity  (Read 6053 times)

Falcon's theory of relativity:

Ephi's posts per day are related to the amount of idiots posting in that day

In all honesty, who's posts per day isnt related to the amount of idiocy going on on that day?!

wherever someone makes a stupid post, ephi posts

if ephi posts more then once about one dude, and he's not replying, surefire sign something's wrong with him

Snow's Theroy to Avatartivity

When someone has a Dumbass Avatar should it mean there weirdly retarted in a way? or is it when they have no avatar?


(No offense to thoose who have there privledges taken away, your still good we know your reasons)



And your theory, what about Bones4?

General Nick's Theory of Flametivity
Number of posts per day = Level of Rage

General Nick's Theory of Flametivity
Number of posts per day = Level of Rage
I Support that.

What does that mean for me? :cookieMonster:

x = # of numbers in your name.
y = 2 if if there are numbers in your name (1337 Speak) 1 if there are not.

10(x)(y) = % of noob

10(3)(1)

30 = % of noob
30% = Your nubbiness

What does that mean for me? :cookieMonster:
Well... I Dunno tell you the truth.


Grumpys Topic Theory

The more topics created more flaming occurs

Make sure you know the meaning of a word before you use it.
Let me be the one to enlighten him.

Quote from: Dictionary.com
rac⋅ism
[rey-siz-uhm]
–noun
1.    a belief or doctrine that inherent differences among the various human races determine cultural or individual achievement, usually involving the idea that one's own race is superior and has the right to rule others.
2.    a policy, system of government, etc., based upon or fostering such a doctrine; discrimination.
3.    hatred or intolerance of another race or other races.

tl;dr -- A tribal is someone who discriminates against race.

Oh, and I have my own bandwagon jump theory.
Regulith's Typing Theory

Anyone typing:
  • Like This Like You Have An Auto-shift Key
  • liek dis liek u got no educashun
  • L1K3 7H15 W17H 1337 5P33K or,
  • :cookieMonster: :cookieMonster: :cookieMonster: :cookieMonster: :cookie: (like this, damn emotes.)

Will be disliked or even hated by multiple forum members.
Exception: If the person doing so is a well-known member and is obviously joking, things usually end up good.

x = # of numbers in your name.
y = 2 if if there are numbers in your name (1337 Speak) 1 if there are not.

10(x)(y) = % of noob

10(3)(1)

30 = % of noob
30% = Your nubbiness
If this theory is true, Bones4 is 10%.


10(2)(1)/100 = n
0.2 = n

20% Lalam. :o

10(2)(1)/100 = n
0.2 = n

20% Lalam. :o
I see a problem, the @'s in Lalam's name are both numbers and shift uses.
So if we take Regulith's first rule:

Anyone typing:
    * Like This Like You Have An Auto-shift Key

We can modify the equasion so that:
Insert Quote
x = # of numbers in your name.
y = 2 if if there are numbers in your name (1337 Speak) 1 if there are not.

10(x)(y)(^q) = % of noob

q is now the number of times 1337 speak was used.

10(2)(2)(^2) = % of noob
(20)(20)(^2)
(400)(^2)
(160 000) = % of noob
160 000% = L@L@M24's noob rating.

Oh Gawd, we need an ambulance, I think he just fainted.

*Fixed broken quote, stuff happens.
« Last Edit: January 04, 2009, 02:32:53 PM by Aaglo »