Author Topic: Story addition game.  (Read 3758 times)

Alright here is how it goes:

I will create a line of a story. ONE sentance, no more. The next person will continue the story until we have a giant story.

I will start it off:

One day, there was a devoloper who wanted to make a Sci-Fi MMORPG...

then he got hit by a bus and died

Get out of my storiez.

One day, there was a devoloper who wanted to make a Sci-Fi MMORPG...

he wakes up in heaven to get sweet ideas from the angels

The angels replied, "You need elves and midgets if you want it to be successful."

he rights it down on a peice of paper

Then Charles Manson randomly appeared and cut the developer's fingers off and rammed lemons on the stubs so he couldn't code. Jesus all of the sudden produced a .50 cal and blew off Charles Manson's head 50 times. There were 50 heads all laying on the ground and Satan came up from the depths of hell and ate them all up then randomly exploded in thousands of pieces. The heat of the explosion turned all the clouds in heaven to sand and one of the angels mutated into a giant mech due to the radiation which killed all of the remaining angels. Then that one gay guy from forget'n Brokeback Mountain came and blew off the mech's head with a 1 gauge shotgun and brains went everywhere. Brains rained down on Earth and President Bush thought he would get aids so he launched all of the nukes in the US at Iraq and Riddler suddenly warped forward in time and stuff down all the nukes then blew his own head off.
There. One line!

-snip- stuff, accidental double post...

the developer accidentally fell asleep and dreamed the horrible accident so he went to the angel bar to have a beer

Then he went home and walked clumsally up the stairs and triped
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his dog quickly took him to the hospital
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As he was being treated, a new cure for cancer went wrong...

he found himself looking like Will Smith

Will Smith morphed into a rabid dog and killed himself

Which incidentally he gave seven organs to complete strangers after he died.