post your favorite joke

[*DeathGuard*]

Simply post your favorite jokes

I'll start



Once there was a 5 person family, in a 6 story house, one for each floor
and the bottom was the kitchen Ect.
One night, the oldest son(who lived at the top), had to take a dump.
But he didn't want to wake up his family by going to the 1st floor.
So he went in his sheets, folded it up, and threw it out the window.
The next morning his sister was crying,"I saw a ghost last night fly by my window!"




Then the dad said"Yep, I saw it to< And beat the CRAP out of it!!"

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[Shinji]

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If you didn't notice the sarcasm in this post, you are a handicap.

[EvilMuffinZ]

Meh dumb topic but.
There were 3 brothers going to their relatives house. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert ,so they would take one thing from the car. The first guy said "I will take water because if I get thirsty I will drink it." The second guy said "I'm going to take a sandwich because if I get hungry I will eat it." and the last guy said "I'm going to take a car window because if I get hot I can roll down the window." n_n

[General Omega]

Meh dumb topic but.
There were 3 brothers going to their relatives house. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert ,so they would take one thing from the car. The first guy said "I will take water because if I get thirsty I will drink it." The second guy said "I'm going to take a sandwich because if I get hungry I will eat it." and the last guy said "I'm going to take a car window because if I get hot I can roll down the window." n_n

To be realistic, I would have taken a baseball bat so I could get the sandwich and water from the other two.

[VerticalHorizon]

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a car?

A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and 6 million in the ash tray.

[EvilMuffinZ]

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a car?

A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and 6 million in the ash tray.

Made me laugh :D

[Bisjac]

hahahahha joos are funny

[Shortcut]

Q:What did the snake say when he was sick?


A:I'm SSSSSSick!!

[Otis Da HousKat]

Q:What did *DeathGuard* say when I shot him in the loving face?

A: Nothing, because I shot him in the face so he would shut up and stop making crappy topics.

[MackTheHunter]

Why did *Deathguard* lock this topic?

Because I said so.

[General Nick]

Jesus is banned from Alcoholics Anonymous meetings. Why is this so?


"Uh, HELLO?! I can turn water into loving wine! SALIVA = 99% WATER"

[Rughugger]

Why was the strawberry crying? Because it heard it's mother was in a jam. *adds rimshot for effect*

Guy walks into a doctor's office. The doc tells him he needs an operation. The guy says he wants a second opinion so the doctor tells him he's ugly too. Budum bum.

There were two birds sitting on a perch. One says to the other "Hey, you smell fish?"

Bad, but gets laughs from the people I tell em to.

[Shocklink]

k, heres a long one:

A man goes into a bar where he know the bartender and the bartender knows him. So the guy sits and said "Give me some beer", so the bartender goes and comes back with the beer but with a puzzled face, he then asked the guy "Whenever you pass by this bar you always asked for taquilla, why the change?", the man respond, "Well, the truth is that whenever i drink alot of taquilla, i blow chunks", the bartender said "Oh thats normal to everyone", the man said "No, you dont understand, Chunks is my dog"