Author Topic: tWHYlight  (Read 8312 times)

Blagh. Since when do vampires get sparkly rather than burst into ashes in sunlight?! BLASPHEMOUS.


Everyone I see now is like "NOU YOUR VAMPIRES ARE ALL WRONG!" I just slap them and kick them face.

Twilight is loving annoying now.

i loving love twilight and edward <3



You and nearly every female I've ever known have all been inslaved.

Did anyone notice that there was already a tWHYlight topic?


Apparently, There've been reports of Twilight national socialists physically assaulting people for saying Twilight is stuff.

loving Vampire wannabes. REAL vampires murder people and bathe in their blood.

Every girl in my school read the book and watched the movie, they loved it.
I watched the movie, thought it was was stuff, i hate reading, so..
now girls dont like Socko.
Then he moved :D

REAL vampires murder people and bathedrink in their blood.

Get it right.


That too.
And turn into bats, burst into ashes at sun, and can only be killed by a steak to the heart, AND have normal human properties when in human form.

I left that out/you left that out. :3

can only be killed by a steak to the heart,
What about garlic, silver, and holy things?


What about garlic, silver, and holy things?
Silver was a rumor apparently, not referring to Twilight stuff.