Funny story that occured today at school.

[Ethan]

:D in nine months... You'll have a new student in your school :D

Yes, because babies go to high school straight after they are born.

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[Jaymz]

Yes, because babies go to high school straight after they are born.

AHAHA! What a brain genius

[DrMobius]

God I wish things like that happend where I live.

[WRB852]

God I wish things like that happend where I live.

It is a pretty outrageous occurrence. It's not like stuff like that happens every day. :P

[Swholli]

Well considering I was there when this all took place, and I was one who told Obney to call the office, some of your facts are a tad askew. Not that this matters, just I was never any good at that damn telephone game.

Well today my friend was telling me about what happened during his first block class. Everyone was walking around talking since class hadn't really started yet, and practically everyone was absent, so it wasn't a big deal.

Class was practically over since we had just finished the movie: Julies Caesar.

Anyways, he's standing at the window staring out and notices that in the student parking lot (Which is practically empty compared to usual due to 250/900 kids being absent today due to the stomach flu "epidemic".) there's a car with it's headlights on. So he yells across the room "Hey Mr. Obney, there's a car outside with its lights on!"

Actually he tells me because I was the one closet to him. We payed it no mind because we thought it was just someone leaving their lights on.

So of course everyone goes and takes a look.

We saw what appeared to be one kid, then realized another was there too. After we said that, thats when everyone came over.

So the teacher goes to call the main office to tell someone. Then a minute later someone notices that the car is rocking back and forth.

Obney being the goof ball his is, was just as curious as a high schooler. We didn't see the car rock back and forth per say. What we saw what appeared to be them switching seats, and then they were in the same seat, and finally they started bouncing up and down. It wasn't until then that Obney calls the office. The car itself never moved.

Of course everyone starts laughing and watching. Then my friend yells across the room to tell the teacher. He laughs (on the phone), then says on the phone "Well it seems that there is a car outside rocking back and forth with its headlights on."

Not a big deal, but again "bouncing." The funny part was how Obney actually uses the phrase to describe what they were doing.

So everyone's watching, and the windows start to fog up. Then they see the assistant principle walk out there and knock on the door.

He actually went out for a few seconds then stood there with his hands on his hips and just looked at them. Then he walked away, apparently that's enough to strike fear in the hearts of students. :D

A few moments later a guy gets out of the car, then a girl. (They were both students.) I have no idea what kind of trouble they'll be getting in, but will be sure to say something if I find out.

We later found that the guy who did it was not in the car with his girlfriend but in fact another girl entirely. He's in a stuff load of trouble with both the school and the people of his social life.

[Robo Noob]

At first I thought you said the assistant principal walked out of the car, then reread the sentence.

Also: TEEHEE

[Menen]

Nah, he's never sick. Boasts about missing like a day and half since kindergarten or some stuff.

I missed only 1 day and it was because i had a tooth pulled. HA BEAT THAT

[Diargon]

Yes, because babies go to high school straight after they are born.

Well it accualy depends if the students have parents/relatives if not the babie would go with them to school

[Swholli]

I don't think he even knows about it yet. I could be wrong.

Yeah I know about it. Twas there. (late reaction posts :D)

[DrMobius]

I've missed a few days here and there but I'm not sick much.

[tcxxx572]

dude they were loving each other!(humping)

No stuff Sherlock

[jirue]

dude they were loving each other!(humping)

ohmahgawd, i nevar wulda thot.  clevar thinkin!

[Rughugger]

I missed only 1 day and it was because i had a tooth pulled. HA BEAT THAT

Missed about two classes (yeas in all of my schooling) and that's only because they forced me to go home. No one wants a barfin kid around. My parents don't believe in sick days because I was grounded for a week because of that.

[WRB852]

Missed about two classes (yeas in all of my schooling) and that's only because they forced me to go home. No one wants a barfin kid around. My parents don't believe in sick days because I was grounded for a week because of that.

Haha, I laugh at you because your parents suck.

[General Nick]

My mom has a really powerful bullstuff detector.

If I so much as just say "i have a headache" then she immediately goes and asks me if I have any projects or stuff due that day or any tests or whatever. I once threw up and I still felt sick and she made me go to school. Thank God I didn't throw up again.

My dad? He just asks if I can make it.
If I really can't, then I can't.