Me and Tc thought it would be cool to add this to our posts. Join the non existant craze!
Just add something like this to your post:
(do this) before I eat your slice of watermelon.
(do this) before I eat your scoop of ice cream.
(do this) before I eat your chunk of flesh.
(do this) before I eat your group of friends
If this fails, blame Tcxxx572. It was his idea, not mine.