6 year old boy misses school bus. Take mom's car instead.

[Sockton]

When I read this to my dad, he almost died of laughter. :D

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[Bisjac]

unlike in video games, the car swerved out of control, skidded into an embankment and then struck a utility pole

i have a serious problem with that part lol

bisjac very much disagrees

[Mr_Grinch14]

i have a serious problem with that part lol

bisjac very much disagrees

Maybe he's playing Gran Turismo?

[Bisjac]

clearly he was playing gta, as it says

[Mr.Patrick]

Too bad there's no traction in GTA...

[WRB852]

See? Video games teach kids. He could have crashed into a moving tractor trailer... he had the knowledge to swerve out of the way.

If it weren't for video games, he wouldn't have had that courage/knowledge to drive the car.

[*Magick* Mage]

Then again, if it weren't for the game, he might not have driven the car in the first place, which rules out any arguments about such.......... :o

[WhoDa?]

How/where did he found the keys anyways.

[|Shadow]

What was his mum doing?
Shouldn't she of been helping him get ready for school and making sure he didn't miss the bus?

[*Magick* Mage]

she might have been sleeping, or going to the bathroom, or talking to a lamp post, or drinking Thekla (spelling :o), or eating, or being neglectful, or dancing, or busy having a hangover, or sick,  or getting ready for work, or talking on the phone.............

[Ronin]

Obviously you didn't read about the dysfunctional family part.

[n0cturni]

Lol.

*Checks jacket for injuries and walks off*

"Where are you going...?"

"TO SKCOOL IM L8."

[General Nick]

Lol.

*Checks jacket for injuries and walks off*

"Where are you going...?"

"TO SKCOOL IM L8."

SKCOOL
You'll be late for breakfast and PE if you miss it!

[|Shadow]

Obviously you didn't read about the dysfunctional family part.

I read the first few lines, then I got bored.

[BL rulez]

omfg parent gets arrested!?!?!?? the kid should've gone to juvy 4 playing gta and monster truck jam