My house is haunted...

[KnightOfOblivion]

So last night i was watching TV and playing Blockland with my friends.  a candle light was in the basement. then i heard footsteps. I went downstairs and blew out the candle. When i turned around it was lit again. I told the ghost to blow the candle out to say No and to make a noise for yes.

Questions i had asked:

Do you want to go to heaven? -*no responce*

Are you going to hurt me if i disturb you? -No

Do you want to be left alone? -No

Do you want to come upstairs? -Yes

Are you afraid of something here? -Yes

So after that i went upstairs, the ghost turned on a light in the hallway to show that he was there.

He pulled out a chair. So i asked him what church he likes.

He didint know what the hell i was talking about.

I called a priest, but the phone died out.



DEAR GOD, I THINK THIS GHOST WANTS TO LIVE IN THE WORLD FOREVER WITH ME!

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[Bisjac]

you mention heaven, and church, and a priest.

but according to Christianity, you do not linger around as some kinda ghost/spirit after you die. I already dont get why people are so willing to believe in ghosts, but more so Christians should know better if they are educated in their own religion.
so your all confused there buddy

[KnightOfOblivion]

It may be the medicines im takin that are messin with my brains X_X

But im gonna try calling another priest today.

[Ephialtes]

He pulled out a chair.

Well I hope you got him a drink or something, he must be very thirsty living in your basement for so long!

[KnightOfOblivion]

Oh, i asked him for water too.
The fridge was missing a Cola can.

[Vertzer]

How can he say no several times if there is only one candle?

[|Shadow]

How can he say no several times if there is only one candle?

He re-lit the candle?
Also, video proof needed for further study.

[Jess]

Why would you even bother making up this crap,

So stupid honestly grow up.

[Ephialtes]

Why would you even bother making up this crap,

So stupid honestly grow up.

Damn girl, you're a genuine bitch.

[Vertzer]

[Jess]

Damn girl, you're a genuine bitch.

Not really, honestly if you believe that your freaken handicapped.

[D3ATH]

How old are you?
Making up stupid stories isn't cool, you know that?

[VerticalHorizon]

I believe in ghosts but this guy is either just a really handicapped superstitious cunt or an attention whore.

[Jess]

I believe in ghosts but this guy is either just a really handicapped superstitious cunt or an attention whore.

exactly.

i guess verticalhorizon is a bitch too? oh wait hes not female so hes allowed to mean

[MackTheHunter]

Inb4ripoffofDoorman.