Because it already has a perfectly fine model.
Stop being so ignorant.
Then explain to me why the author posted:
"Socko can't model for his life."
I want to help out. It's not flatshaded because it's not done, I'll flatshade it only if he needs it because, if he doesn't, I'm not about to waste my time flatshading something for no reason whatsoever.
Plus: How recently have you joined? I don't remember you from '08.