Does that make any sense to you?
No, because he's trying to get laid, not go for a relationship.
Bingo!
That's alotta stuff you gotta go through. You gonna have kids or something?
Vert it's time you accept that you failed at life.
Hurr. Failed attempt to mock someone.
they never let me past the words "Hey, what's up?"
Starting from tomorrow follow my advice. It'll work. Just do it.
FFS get one that's smart, has common sense and is at least decently great looking.
No, because that'd get him into a relationship. What part of "I'm trying to get laid" do you not understand.
Seriously if a girl says she loves you and runs away the next day for another guy it's obviously something wrong with you.
Read above.