I can solve a 3x3 in a minute and a half.
You think you're cool by trying to get off on a technicality. I can solve a Rubik's Cube from its completely scrambled state in one minute.Look at this, dipstuff.
That's easy, he just memorized what he did.
Listen here, dumbforget. I know the method he's using. You don't have to memorize how to do it. You have to memorize pages of algorithms.