You are joking right, Minors don't go to jail handicap, it's called Juvenille.
You obviously didnt go to Juvy you said Jail.
RIGHT THERE says your story is a load of stuff.
Not to mention it's the lamest bullstuff in the word, you're like that other guy who always told us how his parents died, then his uncle died.
You children are annoying with your pitty stories.