Breasts.

[Ephialtes]

mine process for rating a girl

1. hear their voice
2. if their voice is good, then look at their face
3. if everything is passable, then look down a little bit, if any red marks or blue lines appear in search, stop immediately.
4. visually brown townyze the circumference of the chest.
5. if passable (aka bigger than B), then work way farther down
6. check hips, especially while in motion, if overdramatic, leave it for someone else.
7. if passed, wait until they turn sideways, then check length, if you get different lengths for each side, then end immediately and never look in that area again
8. check legs for unneeded hair and other objects (piercings and tats)
9. do full scan of figure to make sure everything is correctly proportioned
10. check hair, if lighter than the silver ring on my right finger, disregard the person.

if all passes, then they get the grace of my presence.

Wow, that was extremely gay.. You managed to turn talking about girls into some sort of scientific brown townysis, thats pretty lame.

[Ad Bot]

[Atticus]

Wow, that was extremely gay.. You managed to turn talking about girls into some sort of scientific brown townysis, thats pretty lame.

from the one who kissed a guy and liked it.

[Ronin]

no fat chicks

[Valen]

Personality

1) Face
2) tits
3) hair
4) ass

[Ronin]

I also can't stand high pitched voices, gah. Or really low voices.

Or weird moon-language accents.

[Atticus]

I also can't stand high pitched voices, gah. Or really low voices.

Or weird moon-language accents.

That does matter alot actually it always sucks to get annoyed while sticking it in the pooper

[Ronin]

Or a handicapped laugh, that is a real buzkill.

[Atticus]

Or a handicapped laugh, that is a real buzkill.

HAR HAR SNORT HAR HAR

[Ronin]

HE HE AH HA HUR HUR HUR HE HURR

Nooooooooooo

[Atticus]

HE HE AH HA HUR HUR HUR HE HURR

Nooooooooooo

ooh what about those bipolar ones.

[Ronin]

Better yet the good looking one with the psychopath friend(s).

Or scene girl friend(s), goddamn those people! Stop making me hate my own music.

[Atticus]

Better yet the good looking one with the psychopath friend(s).

Or scene girl friend(s), goddamn those people! Stop making me hate my own music.

hahah the ones who think they know everything about music and criticize everyone elses opinion on music ooh! and i hate especially when the psychopath friend is a fat over protective bitch that makes you just want to run away

[Packer]

Any girl that uses make up I cannot stand. Accessories have to go as well, I hate shiny things. As for breasts, flat chested+ is fine with me.

[Atticus]

Any girl that uses make up I cannot stand. Accessories have to go as well, I hate shiny things. As for breasts, flat chested+ is fine with me.

you sick, sick bastard.

[Ephialtes]

from the one who kissed a guy and liked it.

I don't see what that would even have to do with someone over-brown townyzing females.