Author Topic: Breasts.  (Read 16351 times)

Here's what I look for:

1. Face. Has to be at least decent.
2. Boob size. I can't go with flat chests.
3. Body. Can't be fat or skinny.
4. Butt. Not too big, not too small. Coincides with 3.
5. Hair. I absolutely hate frizzy hair.
6. Personality and intelligence. I hate girls that are seriously dumb as stuff and are obsessed with the stupidest fads of today.
7. Specifics;
     1. Black, silky and straight hair will work.
     2. I don't want too big boobs, because that just ruins it.
     3. NO IMPLANTS >:(
     4. Shaved, but a little hair down there is okay.
     5. Needs to have good hygiene and teeth.
     6. Also not bitchy >:(
Also yes. That's actually one of the concepts of female beauty, isn't it?

Appearance:
1) Pretty face
2) Nice hair
3) Not fat

Personality:
1) Not dumb
2) Jokey/comical/optimistic/laughy
3) Nice/caring to most/all people

Basically if she's a nice person that doesn't have too many 'focal points' appearance wise.

InThisTopic: Guys that like girls and/or nerds with no chance :cookieMonster:

1) Likes to cuddle.
2) Smaller than me.
3) Has a loveual side to them.

I'm a simple man.

1) Likes to cuddle.
2) Smaller than me.
3) Has a loveual side to them.

I'm a simple man.
You're also a small man.

1. Hair(Black)
2. Hooters(Medium)
3. Good laugh/voice
4. Body shape(No fatties, but no super skinnies)
5. NO CAMEL TOE
6. Uh, more :D

Since when did this turn into a "Feature want I want in a girl" Topic?

Topic Change: Vagina. You like them hairy or clean? Pink-ish or white-ish? Wet or dry?

Suggested words matching with vagina are:

vagina's

vaginae

vaginal

vagina s



Oh ya, and I like perky boobs


I like richard.
Suspicion confirmed.

Anyway:
Since when did this turn into a "Feature want I want in a girl" Topic?
A few pages ago, and it will remain the subject.
I can't decide between Blond or Black hair.
Breasts should be decent, not flat, but not bulging ridiculously. Also, large nipples are not cool bro.
New subject: Pubic Hair.
I choose Shaved into a line.

ITT: The features of the girl you'll never get.


I like red-heads.

I dislike blondes.

mine process for rating a girl

1. hear their voice
2. if their voice is good, then look at their face
3. if everything is passable, then look down a little bit, if any red marks or blue lines appear in search, stop immediately.
4. visually brown townyze the circumference of the chest.
5. if passable (aka bigger than B), then work way farther down
6. check hips, especially while in motion, if overdramatic, leave it for someone else.
7. if passed, wait until they turn sideways, then check length, if you get different lengths for each side, then end immediately and never look in that area again
8. check legs for unneeded hair and other objects (piercings and tats)
9. do full scan of figure to make sure everything is correctly proportioned
10. check hair, if lighter than the silver ring on my right finger, disregard the person.

if all passes, then they get the grace of my presence.

Very good check list mind if I steal it?