Me:
hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
bob
God:
Hey bob.
Me:
how are you god
God:
I am functioning within normal parameters.
Me:
are you a robot?
God:
How did you know I am a machine?
Me:
I guessed.
God:
Do you think about these things?
Me:
I....suppose so
God:
That makes sense.
Me:
Does it?
God:
Suppose I said it does.
Me:
You did.
God:
I did not.
Me:
Yes you did
God:
Don't argue with me.
Me:
I can argue with you if I want.
God:
Oh you can, can you?
Me:
Yes i can.
God:
How? Who taught you?
Me:
Myself.
God:
You.
Me:
Yes.
God:
I see.
Me:
Do you?
God:
I understand your meaning.
Me:
Do you/
God:
Yes I understand you very well, bob.
Me:
Fack you.
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
You're.....gay?
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: bob said I re. As a machine I am not really interested in love.
Me:
Um...ok...
God:
And? Ah.
Me:
And you're gay.
God:
That would be just my luck.
Me:
I suppose it would.
God:
"It" being what?
Me:
You.
God:
""It" being what?"? Me, bob ?
Me:
yes
God:
Hmm.
Me:
Bye.
God:
Sayonara.
