NUMBER loving ONE: When someone walks into a room, and although it is QUITE OBVIOUS what I'm doing, (say, watching TV or playing a game) they ask "What are you doing/up to?"
One day, I'll get the courage to say, "Well, until you walked in, I was worshiping Satan and trying to resurrect Riddler." My cousin actually said something similar to her boyfriend's mom, when she walked into the room as her and her boyfriend were watching TV, she asked what they were doing, and my cousin replied, "Well, we were having hot love until you walked in."