I would send you pity money, but that would bring up unwanted issues, so get a large cardboard box , tear it into big peices, paint "HELP THE POOR" or for your case "HELP THE BLOCKLAND-LESS" and have a little hat beside your feat so people can throw change in it, oh and for added effect, severley tear some of your clothes and wear them, and maybe roll on some mud just to add that little speacial effect to it.
PS. If a guy offers you twenty dollars to get into his van, do it, it will be over soon enough, unless he kidnaps you after he has his way with you, or run away like satan is chasing you, either way works.