Three wishes, but your enemy gets double.

[Rughugger]

Me:
1) A stable life-long relationship.
2) That no matter what I need, to reach into my pocket and have the exact amount for it.
3) For people to quit being cigarettes and hating others just because it makes them think they are cool and superior.

Enemy
1) Can't have more than one stable life long relationship, so no bonus for him.
2) would have all the money he'd ever need anyway, so extra money would be useless. No bonus for him.
3) He'd be one of those aforementioned people, so he wouldn't be an enemy any longer, but a good friend.

I loving win.

[Ad Bot]

[zz_tophat]

1: win 100 million dollars
2: win Even moar m0nie$
3: Immediately after winning have half my money stolen by my enemy

he gets: 200 billion + moar. He steals half of mine (50+) i steal all of his (200+), i end up with 5 times the 50+ i had left after being robbed and lose half of what i won legally to the IRS, leaving me with 200+. My enemy on the other hand, having won twice as much has a half of what is owed in tax.

Also no one loses a testicle.

[Dr. Toast]

1) Friendship with my enemy
2) Unlimited money
3) A stable life-long relationship with someone who doesn't suck

Do I win? I think I did pretty well.

[Wonder G]

1) Friendship with my 2 enemies
2) Double Unlimited money (Oh S**T A BLACK HOLE JUST OPENED BECAUSE THERE CAN'T BE ANYTHING HIGHER THAN INFINITY!)
3) A stable life-long relationship with two people who don't suck.

Do I win? I think I did pretty well.

[thomas64]

1.crap
2.crap
3.crap

[Rughugger]

THERE CAN'T BE ANYTHING HIGHER THAN INFINITY!

Yes there is. It's called Infinity plus one =p

[Azerath]

1.crap
2.crap
3.crap

Get the forget out.

1) Thomas64 to leave.
2) My own planet.
3) For the next people not be able to wish.

/thread.

[StarHawk]

Yes there is. It's called Infinity plus one =p

Infinity is a concept, not a number, and therefore there cannot be more.
Not to mention, if infinity were a number, infinity is endless, so one more than infinity is still infinity

[Spenny]

Also no one loses a testicle.

I laughed at this part.

[Zenthos]

1) Friendship with my enemy
2) Unlimited money
3) A stable life-long relationship with someone who doesn't suck

Do I win? I think I did pretty well.

Girls are supposed to suck yo. (Literally, hehe)

[pixl]

1. get a cat
2.get a hamster
3.be done w/ puberty  (enemy has puberty twice)