Author Topic: Untitled: Stories not meant to be saved.  (Read 18764 times)

A: "Greetings. We seem to have run short of eggs. May you go visit the grocery store for me?"
A: "I wish for you to go now please."
B: "Sorry, but I am currently watching The Simpsons."
A: "You must goto the store. You will enjoy going to the store."
A: "You will retrieve eggs."
B: "You must pay me for the work I have done."

Is that better? I mean, everything must be better if you take the fun out of it!
You're an idiot, way to exaggerate


Lol.   Piggy? :(

STOP BRINGING UP BAD MEMRYS. I LOVED HIM. LOVED HIM LIKE A BROTHER I ALREADY HAVE BUT DON'T LOVE AS MUCH AS I DO PIGGY. WAAAAH.

STOP BRINGING UP BAD MEMRYS. I LOVED HIM. LOVED HIM LIKE A BROTHER I ALREADY HAVE BUT DON'T LOVE AS MUCH AS I DO PIGGY. WAAAAH.
Well you shouldn't have smashed him for a penny.

Well you shouldn't have smashed him for a penny.

but i wanted the yummer gum!

i lol'd so hard at this that my mom asked if something was wrong :D
you win, so very, very hard

i lol'd so hard at this that my mom asked if something was wrong :D
you win, so very, very hard

thank you kind sir.


#8 is here, for anyone who cares.



Oh god, the randomness.

These keep getting weirder.

Haha, these are awesome.

#9 is here and not very funny.

i need more funny juice. anyone have spare funny juice?

Perhaps you're trying too hard.


1 and 8 are my personal faves.