i think there are three four types of hats a man can own:
1. Top Hats; no explanation needed, anyone looks awesome with these stove top wonders.
2. Fedoras; whether you crusade for the lost ark or go clubbing with three to twelve women, you will look dashing no matter what.
3. Skinny Fedoras; with this little baby you can be Robin Hood or just wear green tights downtown, either way, if you stick a feather in it.. you win.
4. Bowlers; go for a more classic look by pairing this with a manacle and cigar, gentlemen.