I'm starting an anti-vegetable campaign.
It'll say stuff like: "Vegetables have feelings too, Go Meat."
Really, if someone doesn't eat meat because they think that animals don't like to be eaten really just doesn't understand the world at all. I can understand for animal rights and fair treatment and all that bullstuff (yet for some reason Peta uses ads that clearly womanize), but if you say: "I don't eat animals because they don't like it and it's gross." That's where they're wrong. Eating animals has been a way of life since the dawn of time, be it you believe in God or evolution. It's part of the food chain. The only reason is because you, as a sentient being with a higher intelligence, fear death; so you assume that animals must fear it too. Well I hate to break it to you, but animals are really stupid. They rely on basic instinct to survive and do what they know how to do, and that's eat other animals. You don't see any foxes out there in the woods holding up signs that say: "Rabbits are our friends".
So I understand something like doing for what you believe in, or doing it for health reasons, but by saying it's unnatural to eat meat, you are so far from the truth it's sad. The natural order is: carnivores eat herbivores, herbivores eat vegetables, and omnivores (and this one is you if you weren't paying attention) can eat both. Now this does in fact give you the choice as to what source of food you eat, but by saying it's wrong is like saying that all of your cute little animals out in the woods that just so happen to be carnivores don't deserve to live, because it's unnatural for them to eat their source of food. And as for vegans... I mean what the forget. Milk? I mean maybe the eggs part but milk? What is milk? Is that where baby cows come from? Hm I'll have to remember that when I tell my kids about the facts of life.
"Yes son, once you were a little tiny... glass of 2%"
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