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Jedi or Pirates

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You all remember Pirates vs Ninjas right?  Pirates won.  But are they better than Jedi?  But, Jedi are way better than Pirates.

The Jedi will slaughter the pirates with their mystical forces...
 
I made my myself lol! not much to celebrate though...
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Don't care what you say, pirates STILL WIN.

Pirates > everything else.

And in my post Pirates went from 3:1 ( I voted 1) to 3:3. Already we are tied.


Vote pirate or you dine with Riddler.
« Last Edit: February 12, 2009, 09:33:55 PM by General Omega »

I'll tell you what's better, Gary "forgetin" Busey.

Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

Seriously guys, Jedi win all.


5:6 Pirates

So who wins?

Still, vote pirate.

Ninjas beat Pirates, Coyboys, Knights, Jedis, Chuck Norris and Cookie Monster.

End of Dissucsion

I think it was proven that ninjas don't win


jedi win, they have swords that can cut though anything.
not to mention their incredible agility and synchronization with this greater 'force', allowing them to move things with the flick of a wrist.
basically they have all the good ninja qualities and more.

but what do pirates have? well ill tell you
cannons: jedi can dodge or even 'catch' these cannons

cutlasses/parries: usually flimsy metal swords, cutlass makes the pirate lumber with the swing, whilst parries are fast but are also extremely weak. both of which, however, can be easily sliced by a jedi lightsaber.

ships: slow, lumbering masses of wood and metal that are basically asking to be sent into flames by jedi lightning.

and last but not least,
pistols: yes thats right, old age pistols that take about 3 minutes to fire a single shot. usually incredibly innacurate, these blast from the pasts would be no problem for a jedi who can dodge an imperial blaster or anything of the relative sort.

Pirates are too awesome to be affected by laser-swords or magic powers.

I think it was proven that ninjas don't win
When? A real life ninja would destroy a real life pirate. You can kill what you can't see...or hear...or find...also, like someone else said, if it takes a pirate even 30 seconds to reload the ninja would already be upon him and a ninja would destroy a pirate in close-quarters combat.