YEAH I DARE YOU, RAGE QUIT, THAT WILL MAKE US BOTH HAPPY.
The scout actually strangely reminds me of this arabic kid at my school who talks exactly like the scout. This includes tone, vocabulary ("frikin" "moron" "suck" "loser" "fail") and attitude.
Strange thing is, he also plays baseball and uses headphones that are strangely similar to that headset the scout wears.