Author Topic: you know you play video games to much when... (game)  (Read 22304 times)

When you start actively searching for coins on the ground.

When you start actively searching for coins on the ground.
I do that...
When you jump into a flag pole and expect the flag to go down and music to play. (Super Mario)
When you finally look away from the screen and you have to close your eyes for 5 mins until you can see again.
When you look for the A button to interact with your surroundings.
When you build with wooden blocks and try to hit them with a wrench.
When you try to jump onto your roof by jumping twice.
When you say boing as you jump.
When you are "invincible" and start running into random people.
When you ask for full trust when writing on somebody's paper.
When you hit somebody and expect them to die.
When you reply to this topic.


When you try to log off.

When you try to talk to your fairy
When you run around shooting people yelling "BAM HEADSHOT"
When you ask "What is this Wii doing in my game?"
When you try to reset because you forgeted up.

When you accidentally say "LOL" in real life.

You look at the sun too long and start seeing patches of transparent body-shaped light and yell SPY!

When you think, on the subway, that a lady with a blue coat is sitting down, looks too much like a sentry for comfort.

True story. I actually tried to press 1 to switch to the shotgun... In midair.

When you fall over and try to click to respawn.
When you pretend your bike is Epona.
When you try to spray people by pressing E.

When you are in a battle and you try to heal your friend by throwing 1st aid packs at them.  XD
« Last Edit: March 19, 2009, 08:16:53 PM by Riot »

you start to talk in binary >.> not i liek i do that <.<

When you fail English because your spelling everything wrong.

I was working in the construction lot. I had a wonderful breakfast and was ready for my first time working. I got my tools and then I realized something was wrong. So I asked my boss "how do I lay down a ghost brick?"

When you try the "New game" Button when you think about Self Delete.

When you walk by school see some kids playing you pull out a hand-held brainwash machine ( Mesmetron ), brainwash them and sell them for a few bottle caps.

Then you use the bottle caps to make a mine out of bottle caps.

You do something bad and you see a screen from nowhere thats says karma decreased