I open package, clean up the mess I just made, read the steps on the side, screw up on the steps, repeat above untill not screwed up. I wait and wait and wait untill the water boils over onto my shoe and I yelp in pain D: Then i clean up the burning water, go to my eating place, take a sip, scream at myself for not adding flavor, and eat the nasty, flavor-less ramen and scream at every sip from the burning water. The end!
Also, don't forget to take off your top and get killed by Greg Kinnear!