Got the crap beaten out of me....By my mom.

[ryanb31394]

So did your mom willingly have love with your dad with such a large age gap? Also, how did he raise you without going to jail?

Raep.....

I dunno. Also, 3 years isn't THAT MUCH of an age difference.

Yes, but it is statuatory rape.
Also,

32-14=3?

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[Sarge]

is TBS channel 41 on basic cable? besides that, i thought TBS was supposed to be about teh lulz

[Messes]

I thought it was like 49 on basic cable.

[Messes]

Oh great, she is texting me now -_-

Double toast.

[-Jetz-]

Send her a frownie face.

[ryanb31394]

Oh great, she is texting me now -_-

Double toast.

What does it say?

[Messes]

What does it say?

Her- "You awake?"

Me- "Yes"

Her- "Sweetheart I'm sorry again about tonight. It wasn't fair to you. I love you more than anything and I promise we'll make this right. I'll pick you up in t* some text missing *"

EXACT WORD FOR WORD. the "Some text missing" is probably my phone couldn't get it? It was probably a graphic, smiley, or something else? Or just text?

[ryanb31394]

Her- "You awake?"

Me- "Yes"

Her- "Sweetheart I'm sorry again about tonight. It wasn't fair to you. I love you more than anything and I promise we'll make this right. I'll pick you up in t* some text missing *"

EXACT WORD FOR WORD. the "Some text missing" is probably my phone couldn't get it? It was probably a graphic, smiley, or something else? Or just text?

She is saying she'll pick you up in the morning......also, now she is sucking up so you don't call the cops......

[Jsk2003]

32-14=3?

[Panterra8905]

Tell her, "To make it alright, you have to buy me ice cream!"

Then your mom loves you, and you get free ice cream. Win win!

[Messes]

32-14=3. wut the forget? My mom was 14, dad was 17? Now, my dad is 30 and my mom is 27. I'm 13 and mah sister is 8

[Ronin]

Tell her, "To make it alright, you have to buy me ice cream!"

Then your mom loves you, and you get free ice cream. Win win!

That reminds me of Louis CK (comedian) talking about how his daughter was playing softball and got a black eye, so he took her to get icecream and everyone was shooting him bad looks.

I wonder if youtube still has that video of his stand-up from that night.

[Messes]

Lol @ above.

[Pimpin]

That reminds me of Louis CK (comedian) talking about how his daughter was playing softball and got a black eye, so he took her to get icecream and everyone was shooting him bad looks.

I wonder if youtube still has that video of his stand-up from that night.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcnXpOygKGI

some HILARIOUS stuff in that video

i busted out laughing a few times

also the daughter walked into a door, haha. 5:30ish

[Ronin]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcnXpOygKGI

some HILARIOUS stuff in that video

i busted out laughing a few times

also the daughter walked into a door, haha. 5:30ish

Yes hahaha.