Author Topic: You know that 7-year old guy that had a kid? (Read 4553 times)

ChexGuy331 · February 28, 2009, 10:34:13 AM

Ok, he's 13, but he didn't know what "financially" meant.

How the forget did he manage this, and why the forget did he choose that girl? Her face can loving make Satan cry heavenly tears. Hell, her pic's on Kotaku and someone needs to loving pour acid on it.

http://kotaku.com/5154088/i-know-im-young-but-i-plan-to-be-a-good-dad

Plan to be a good dad, but you loving play Saints Row 2 and have an ugly-assforget girlfriend.

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Jimmg · February 28, 2009, 10:37:47 AM

He must have been trying to pull a one nighter but the girl popped up and was like "Hai you gots me pregnant now we get married"

Goron · February 28, 2009, 10:39:49 AM

I read about it a week or so ago, and laughed the whole time.

ChexGuy331 · February 28, 2009, 10:41:00 AM

My whole family said wtf when he said "WHAT'S FINANCIALLY HURRRDURRRFFF"

Terror · February 28, 2009, 10:42:42 AM

She looks to have a nice pair of jublies though.

Jsk2003 · February 28, 2009, 10:43:11 AM

Fat boobs are not big boobs :(

jirue · February 28, 2009, 10:43:23 AM

'I think the funniest part is how the article was more worried about Saints Row II. Everyone knows it's for adults but so is Grand Theft Auto, and parents seem to let their kids play that at like 5.