The school locker rooms are not the place to be.

[Mikiyikiy]

So I finished changing in the locker room, and I decided to go to the back of the room and take a piss, and when I get back there, the school's flaming homo looks like he's fapping off in the urnial. And I'm all

"HEY CHRIS, WHAT THE forget ARE YOU DOING?"

and he jumps a little and says

"Shakin' off the extra wetness."

When he was shaking himself like there was no tommorow.

and I'm all

"Why are you jacking off in the urnial?"

And then he walks out and I hear him talk to someone.

"Oh, ho ho. ho. Oh, look at this starfish, "Why are you jacking off in the urnial"

It doesn't really matter, shake it three times and you're playing with yourself.

stuff.

[Ad Bot]

[pen]

It doesn't really matter, shake it three times and you're playing with yourself.

its not 3, its 2

[Mikiyikiy]

its not 3, its 2

Yeah, but once you take the third shake, you're playing with yourself.

[EvilMuffinZ]

Playing with yourself is fun.

[Mikiyikiy]

Playing with yourself is fun.

Yeah, but I can't work both my Xbox 360 controllers at once.

[EvilMuffinZ]

You know what I mean. :3

[Mikiyikiy]

You know what I mean. :3

DAMN RIGHT I DO.

[Drak]

You know what I mean. :3

Yeah, you could always go in Single Player.

[orange wolf]

Yeah, you could always go in Single Player.

Then you'd be playing with Riddler.

[Mikiyikiy]

Then you'd be playing with Riddler.

I actually know that quote.

[Drak]

I actually know that quote.

Who doesn't?

[pen]

Who doesn't?

someone from roblox

[EvilMuffinZ]

Damnit just jerk off.

[Masterlegodude]

Damnit just jerk off.

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[Mikiyikiy]

Inb4linktoMakemebad35'syoutubevideo'JUSTJERKOFF!'

GOD DAMMIT! You ruined the whole novelty of my idea. :(