Nick: Kay kid's go forget your selves while I watch some research.
Kid: Can I have candy
Nick: <pulls out shotty> forget no!
More like;
Kid: Can you read us a story to help us fall asleep for naptime?
Nick: Okay, so there's a zombie apocalypse, right? stuff, and these four people survive and are somehow immune. It's this biker, a 'nam veteran, a black guy and a chick. The chick's hot by the way. So this loving huge zombie like the size of the Hulk comes in and beats the stuff out of them. Then Ethan shouted in chat "OMFG U HAX >:(((" and I'm like "lolololololololololol" and Robo's like "LOL YAY" and Colten's like ":(". Morale of the story is don't stand in the loving street too long. The Director will throw Hordes at you.
Kids: I have to go potty.
Nick: forget you. Use a soda can or something.