Mexican words of the day
1. *Cheese*
The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence. Pepito replies: "Juanita likes me, but cheese fat. "
2. *Mushroom*
I tried to get all my family get in the car, but there's not mushroom.
3. *Shoulder*
My fren wanted to become a citizen but she didn't know how to read, so I shoulder.
4. * Texas *
My fren always Texas me when I'm not home, wondering where I'm at!
5. *Herpes*
Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got herpes.
6. *July*
Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me! Julyer!
7. *Rectum*
I had 2 cars but my wife rectum!
8. *Chicken*
I was going to go to the store with my wife, but chicken go herself.
9. *Wheelchair*
We only have one enchilada left, but don't worry wheelchair.
10. *Chicken* *wing*
My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.
11. *Harassment*
My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her, "honey harassment nothing to me."
12. *Bishop*
My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop.
13. *Body wash*
I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids.
14. *Budweiser*
That women over there has a nice body, budweiser face so ugly?
