Author Topic: Epic chat.  (Read 3992 times)

This kind of has to do with BL, and Metroid, and Mario, and The Matrix, and the book Hatchet, and, well, just read it.

me: Hey!
 
It is a Kynit!
7:47 PM
kynit4: wild kynit appeared
 
me: oh snap
 
flee
7:48 PM
kynit4: escaped safely
 
me: :D
 
kynit4: haha
 
Gym Leader Kynit wants to fight!
 
me: No one likes Kynit, he's like that stupid ratata.
 
kynit4: Kynit sends out Robloxian!
 
Robloxian uses troll!
7:49 PM
me: Sirrus sends out pointed comment!
 
kynit4: It missed!
 
CRITICAL HIT
 
me: Pointed Comment uses troll!
 
CRITICAL HIT!
 
kynit4: It's super effective!
 
me: beep boop beep bopp
 
kynit4: Robloxian fainted
 
Kynit is about to send out Roblox Admin
 
will you change pokemon?
 
me: Why yes, I will.
 
Sirrus sends out Badpost!
 
kynit4: lol
7:50 PM
me: Badpost fainted.
 
forget
 
kynit4: Badpost uses impersonate?
 
me: Sirrus sends out Empire Tower
 
kynit4: oh i know
 
Sirrus sends out Blockland Server!
 
me: Ha ha, I see where THIS is going.
 
kynit4: Roblox Admin is weakened by the effects of Blockland Server!
 
Roblox Admin fainted!
 
Sirrus is victorious!
 
hahahah, EPIC WIN.
 
me: Wait, I still have one =\
7:51 PM
kynit4: k go
 
me: Kynit sends out BL Community!
 
Sirrus throws out stuff!
 
Sirrus is victorious!
 
kynit4: lmao
 
BL Community uses Goatse!
 
me: o noats.
 
Sirrus is confused!
7:52 PM
Sirrus uses Empire Tower, but hurts himself in his confusion!
 
kynit4: lmao0
 
me: CRITICAL HIT
 
kynit4: BL Community is confused!
 
BL Community uses Report to Admin!
 
me: Wait
 
kynit4: lol'd
 
me: It's supper effective!
 
EMPIRE TOWER FAINTS!
7:53 PM
SIrrus is about to send out WBS, would you like to change pocket monsters?
 
kynit4: haha
 
>Yes
No
 
hm
 
Kynit sends out MotE!
7:54 PM
me: WBS Is confused by MotE's special ability, old timey charm!
 
kynit4: MotE's auto-effect causes confusion to both sides!
 
me: Ha ha
 
Uh
 
kynit4: MotE uses purge!
 
But, MotE is confused!
 
me: WBS Uses Island build!
 
But WBS is confused!
 
kynit4: It hurts itself in it's confusion!
 
me: Kynit becomes confused, and hurts himself in his confusion!
 
kynit4: MotE loses half it's health
 
LOL WIN
7:55 PM
me: Sirrus retreats WBS!
 
Sirrus sends out Dwight Manor!
 
kynit4: MotE is poisoned by Purge!
 
me: Kynit: Lol mansions are phail._
 
kynit4: haha
 
win
 
me: Dwight Manor faints!
7:56 PM
kynit4: MotE is hurt by poison!
 
me: Sirrus: A worthy adversary indeed..._
 
kynit4: MotE faints!
 
me: osht
 
Sirrus sends out Otis Da Houskat!
 
kynit4: Kynit sends out Da Katie Kat!
 
Katie uses 11-year-old's charm!
 
me: Otis is confused!
7:57 PM
Otis uses harsh criticisms!
 
But he hurts himself in his confusion!
 
kynit4: Katie, retreat!
 
Kynit sends out Noobs!
 
me: Otis uses contrived cool!
 
IT'S SUPER loving EFFECTIVE!
 
kynit4: Noobs cower out of fear!
7:58 PM
me: Noobs wet themselves!
 
Sirrus sends out Ronin!
 
Otis and Ronin are charging!
 
kynit4: Kynit calls back Noobs!
 
But, they ignore him!
7:59 PM
me: Otis and Ronin are charging!
 
kynit4: Kynit calls in Club Penguin!
 
me: Otis and Ronin are charging!
 
kynit4: Club Penguin members overflow the community!
8:00 PM
me: Otis and Ronin CROSS THEIR BEAMS AND FIRE A LAZOR!
 
CLUB PENGUIN IS DEFEATED AND KYNIT'S LIFE POINTS ARE ATTACKED DIRECTLY!
 
kynit4: Blockland is destroyed!
 
me: Someone wins or something.
 
kynit4: BL got destroyed
 
you died
 
me: You gained 670 Pokebucks and an ether.
8:01 PM
kynit4: there are 2 pokemon left in the world
 
ronin and otis
 
me: Fricken plunder system.
 
kynit4: ethers aren't in Pokemon
 
me: Otis and Ronin used a Pheonix Down and do stuff.
 
Then they find out their princess is in another Talon IV
 
kynit4: win
 
me: But they needed to get to the citadel and kill Trinity.
8:02 PM
But snape got there first.
 
And MacBeth was there, for some reason.
 
But Trinity was hanging with KITT and MacGyver.
 
kynit4: man
 
i'm reading this book for a novel study in english
 
me: And guess what happens next?
 
kynit4: this guy goes into the doctor's
 
routine exam
 
they find something weird
 
they cut him open
8:03 PM
and he regains conciousness
 
me: And it's a baby Metroid?
 
kynit4: and the doctors are like "the hell is that?"
 
and he regains movement and all that
 
and he takes a doctor hostage
 
me: Isn't this the plot to AVP?
 
kynit4: AVP?
 
me: Alien Vs. Predator.
 
kynit4: not sure
 
me: Wait, I need to finish my ronin/otis story.
 
kynit4: GO
8:04 PM
me: The Citadel explodes and GMan sends them to the forest where they survive using ONLY a hatchet.
 
And the queen of England is there and they have tea and crumpets.
 
The end.
8:05 PM
And Fonzie was there.
 
kynit4: haha
 
AYYY
 
me: Happy now?
 
Hold on
 
kynit4: yup
 
me: gotta post on forums
 
kthxbai

that is soooo funny i should probably bookmark it

While I read this I had that loving battle music stuck in my head.

penthoplayer uses Chell! with the full portal gun!

HAW luv it :D lets make a film based on it.


What no Ephi and his big head jokes?




I'd say Sirrus is the master of "contrived vernacular".

stuff pulling + ass = your posts

I'd say Sirrus is the master of "contrived vernacular".

stuff pulling + ass = your posts

So I can safely say that stuff pulling + ass - your posts = 0? If not, your equation sucks.

irony above

So I can safely say that stuff pulling + ass - your posts = 0? If not, your equation sucks.

irony above
You have about 30 posts of you being mad at people and calling Otis a creep.

u mad bro did he make u upset

So I can safely say that stuff pulling + ass - your posts = 0? If not, your equation sucks.

irony above
As much as Ronin hates me, he's right. As always.

This really isn't all that funny, it looks like most of the chat is stupid jokes about ronin and otis.
« Last Edit: March 03, 2009, 11:16:18 PM by adc90 »