Tuscan Whole milk

[Digmaster]

http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/dp/B00032G1S0/

Read the reviews.

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"Serves me right for ordering art off the internet. I spoke with a customer representative about my Tuscan Whole Milk, and they assured me that the product will soon be available in different sizes and colors. I ordered the item believing I could exchange it if my decor didn't match, and I was dismayed to discover that the attractive Tuscan Whole Milk label only appears on one side. Its bulbous shape makes it unfit for wall hanging, and three sides of uniformly boring color (aside from the accenting red cap) make it impossible to display in the round. Purely a curio cabinet item, at least until alternative versions are designed. While the piece works conceptually, highlighting the dichotomy between consumerism and evanescence, it's practical realization is a disappointment. I'd recommend ordering a print, rather than the sculpture itself."

"Has anyone else tried pouring this stuff over dry cereal? A-W-E-S-O-M-E! "

[Ad Bot]

[Ephialtes]

Even better: http://www.amazon.com/Uranium-Ore/dp/B000796XXM/ref=pd_sbs_gf_6/191-8666582-8088107

I've had trouble finding both a Nintendo Wii and Uranium Ore for the kids this Christmas. I would suggest that the manufacturers increase their production for the holidays, as few of us have time to stand in long lines at Best Buy or broker deals with the Chinese Prime Minister.

This product is one of the best gag products I've ever purchased. I've already tricked 5 of my friends into getting cancer by either drinking it (spiked their drink), eating it (sprinkled it in their Rice-a-Roni), breathing its fumes (poured ore dust in his asthma inhaler), smearing it on their body (mixed it in with his soap in the soap dispenser), and using it for a rectal enema (self-explanatory). Each time, I was rolling on the ground laughing, it was so funny. I know those guys are probably gonna get me back for my crazy stunts, but I'm always gonna be one step ahead as long as I have tons of radioactive material at my disposal.

It is not cat food.

Does anyone know if there's a cure for sudden tentacles? The cat's huge and well, doesn't really look much like a cat anymore. She still answers to Muffin though. However, if she rubs against my bare leg one more time her new name will be calamari.

[Digmaster]

Oh god your right. That last one really takes the...Cake? Pie? Tuscan Whole milk? Anyways, gotta love amazon.

[Muffinmix]

Amazon reviews are reviews you can trust, 110%

[TapeDeck]

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[qevil]

wow. just...wow

[Sockton]

lol, i am gonna buy milk over internet

EDIT: and battle tanks

[nickbond1]

holy! i can buy some ore?! sweet!
time to get energy!

[Rughugger]

stuff, that relaxation capsule will so be mine!

[nickbond1]

star wars land crusier IT WILL BE MINE!

[Blockoman]

Picked this up for use in one of my kid's 'diversity' projects in school (Great Success!), and stuck the leftovers in the cabinet next to the baking soda.

Ran out of toothpaste, and remembered how you're supposed to be able to use baking soda to clean your teeth, so of course, I accidentally used this instead, and Wow! all I can say is, my teeth have never been cleaner! They sparkle, they tingle, and for some reason, they STAY clean now, no matter what. Highly recommended!

However, when I ran out of that fire-ant killer powder stuff, I figured I would try some for that too.

Big mistake!

Boy, it sure did not kill those ants!

Fortunately, those suckers get slower as they get bigger, so I have been able to use a shovel to take care of most of them, one at a time though, the sneaky devils.

And the darn trash man refuses to take them away..

I would have given this product 5 stars for the teeth and the project on embracing diversity, but I deducted one star because of the giant mutant ants.

I lol'd