Before I go on to the main entree here, let me backtrack a little and tell you about my encounter with Aperture prior to him actually using the forums.
Monday, snow day. I decided to play Blockland. I go ahead and join Billy Mays server (Because we all love the damn guy). There's Billy Mays, Aperture, myself and other people not important to this story. Aperture starts acting like an ass because I'm just doing my Billy Mays impersonations (Which the player Billy Mays actually enjoyed). Aperture starts whining, probably because he thinks I'm sucking up to him to get admin and stealing his thunder or some stuff, and starts an argument.
His argument was entirely laughable. His insults and points were equivalent to a 6 year old's homework excuses. Everyone laughed at him, and told him to shut up and get out. He did the usual ("OK, FINE. BAN ME, I DONT CARE. I CAN MAKE YOU ALL BANNED ON EVERY BLOCKLAND SERVER! I HAVE FRENDS I KNOW PEOPLE!"), and got banned.
tl;dr for above: I joined a server, he got mad because of my jokes, ragequit and got banned from the server.
Fast forward to now. He stops by the forums because he's so pissed apparently, and gets everyone here to hate him too.
Don't know what I'm talking about?
- Can't stop saying "lawl" as if it's the root word of the English language.
- Has to quote edit to try and get people to pay attention to his posts
- Doesn't even know English (See his reply to Lalam)
Examples:
Lawl, Left 4 dead. Epic 
Side note: He didn't quote my post or anything, so everyone thinks that he thinks the topic is about L4D. Oh, and he tries to kiss up to me or he can't read poster's names, but whatever.
Quote Edit 1Doesn't know English. Also uses the "ur a nerd and u liv in basment" stupidity.Lawl.
Quote edit 2tl;dr for rest: Idiot who quote edits, doesn't know English and overuses 'lawl' way too loving much.
Discuss.
