Worshiping the sun? Bah!
No! Baby sun isn't pleased!
But anyway, the Bible can't cited as truth, just as a science book technically can't be cited as truth. The only truth you have is if you've done the experiment yourself, and the experiment can be repeated by others. Which science books do have some of those parts. So the next time your science teacher tries to tell you something's true because a book says so, say: "hey bitch, I want to light some stuff on fire and see it for myself."
Also, in the different versions of Christianity (Catholic, Protestant, ect) not all of them include that detail that Jesus was born from a virgin. I don't know about you guys, but if some guy was born from a chick who hadn't ever had love, that kind of freaky stuff would be recorded in any incarnation of the book that's about it. That's like saying you write three biographies about John F Kennedy and in the third one you forget to mention the fact that he was shot in the head!
