CRAP MY STOMACHS GONNA SPLODE SOMEONE HELP!

[Hugums]

ok my stomach is killing i need advice and fast D:

just incase you need to know i had a shrimp burrito from green cactus

and i'm gonna lock this topic as soon as i'm better so dont go bitching about wanting me to lock it

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[Ephialtes]

Run to an ER and pretend you're drunk so they pump your stomach. Or digest the food faster then poop it out.

[Marcem]

Watch Mythbusters.

[qevil]

sounds like you got food poisioning. sue the people who cooked it.

[Netwars4]

ok my stomach is killing i need advice and fast D:

just incase you need to know i had a shrimp burrito from green cactus

and i'm gonna lock this topic as soon as i'm better so dont go bitching about wanting me to lock it

theres your problem.

[Hugums]

theres your problem.

ya i'm regretting it now D:

[Slitheron]

Hit your stomach with a sledge-hammer, That oughta pound it out 

[Hugums]

seriously halp ;_;

so... much... PAIN

[General Omega]

Stop bitching at us and tell your parents to order pizza. Eat a whole large pizza and you WILL have to take a crap. It is also my answer to constipation.

[Netwars4]

drink pepsi, that always seems to help me
and lay down.

[Slitheron]

! Get medical fact's on http://www.wikipedia.org/ :)

[onyx6]

How exactly does it feel? :d

[Hugums]

Stop bitching at us and tell your parents to order pizza. Eat a whole large pizza and you WILL have to take a crap. It is also my answer to constipation.

oh ya omega you're as comforting as a six inch glass needle in your richard hole

[General Omega]

That is why we're friends. :p

[Riot]

I know how you feel bro, never ending painful diareah, throwing up and sitting in you bead moaning for a weak.
You want to hope it's a weak because my case lasted 3 months of PAIN!