Author Topic: My sister is quite a bitch  (Read 5332 times)



is she hot?

One of them chain smoker bitches on live. Eating pringles 24/7 yelling and stuff. Any girl who gets that mad over halo 3 has a yeast infection.

One of them chain smoker bitches on live. Eating pringles 24/7 yelling and stuff. Any girl who gets that mad over halo 3 has a yeast infection.
Maybe people like that stuff.

Maybe people like that stuff.

Oh god she just ate another handful of pringles. Oh Baby, eat faster. Oh yah. Faster.

Your sister kicks you in the leg so you run here to cry about it?

His sister sounds like a push-over. On the the other hand the last time my sister got pissed she shaved most of her mustache and invaded Poland.

Sister's topic: My brother is quite a bitch


His sister sounds like a push-over. On the the other hand the last time my sister got pissed she shaved most of her mustache and invaded Poland.
Haha Riddler reference.... no...

Haha Riddler reference.... no...

In a "whose worse?" argument, Riddler wins every time.

She always kicks me somewhere but this time it god damn hurt more then usual.

She always kicks me somewhere but this time it god damn hurt more then usual.
Because your a friend for turning her game off when she was saving.
« Last Edit: March 13, 2009, 01:23:30 PM by Jimmg »

What about those other times she has touched you?

Like back when you lived in Arizona when you were eight. That little podunk house had a hot water heater that could hold at max 5 gallons. The heat in the midday was unbearable at best, but the mornings were cool so you enjoyed a warm shower. Now one day your older sister was about to hop in the shower before you. forget that you thought you wanted to take a shower now, you didn't want to wait for more water, you didn't want to sit in your own filth any long either. So you quickly jump in the bathroom before she can lock the door on ya.

Now she was quite vocal about you getting the forget out, but after a minute of pleading your cause she caved in. She figured you weren't old enough to know anything anyway. Now you are both in the shower enjoying that warm water dribbling out of those rusty old pipes. You get the idea that it would be fun to wash your sister's long flowing blonde hair, you're usually pretty excited by hair and find it fun to play with. After you lathered it up for her and rinsed it off she turned around. Well what was that sticking out?

She was rather surprised by what she saw, she didn't think you were like that yet. But what do girls know right? Well you two finished washing off before the water got cold. The water coming straight from that cool desert earth was usually enough to chill you right down to the bone. You were about to get out and she grabbed your arm. She knelt down and touched your face. She was smiling, but it was in a way you've never seen before. You moved closer to her and now you were both touching. The water was starting to get cold now, and it was biting furiously at your back. She started rubbing her hands on your back and the pain went away. It was a sensational warmth radiating from her fingers. You both moved your lips close together and became one. You've never felt anything so good, anything that felt so right. She got progressively closer to your clenched butt, but as her warm hands moved down your body every muscle was relaxed. She broke off the kiss and you just stared into each other eyes. You didn't know how long it was for and you didn't care. You just wished this strange feeling could last forever. She held my face again and slowly lowered her hands across my chest until she got down to my

Well that story sounds familiar right? Why didn't you tell us that? Hmmm?
« Last Edit: March 12, 2009, 05:27:57 PM by Otis Da HousKat »

Lol'd

Otis where do you come up with this hilarious stuff?
« Last Edit: March 12, 2009, 03:03:06 PM by Snip3r »