Author Topic: GUIDE: How to easily find and remove blockland noobs!  (Read 4292 times)

This is my way of finding, hunting, and killing noobs and higher.
NOOBS

1. ID had nothing to do with it, so don't go loving around with people saying STOP I AM GREAT WITH THIS GAME!

2. Make a base, (secret areas are recommended like: the side of the shelf or the Bed)

3. Make a minigame (default mod is recommended)

4. When someone joins tell them orders like: HEY COME TO THE (name of base area), ARE YOU A NOOB!?

5. If they answer thats a bigger chance they are not because noobs would usually spawn a weapon and go RAMBO.

6. If they do NOT folow these, either kick or ban them or kill them so much that they disconnect.

Next is an unfamiliar form of NOOB. They are usually found in Garry's mod or Half-life 2 related CO-OP mods.
 MINGEBAGS!

1. Again, ID has nothing to do with it, so if they chat at all then they are either a noob or a normal human.

2. Make a base, (secret areas are recommended like: the side of the shelf or the Bed)

3. Make a minigame (default mod is recommended)

4. When someone joins tell them orders like: HEY COME TO THE (name of base area), ARE YOU A NOOB?!

5. If they spawn a gun and start actually using tactics, like they have a brain. Minge much?

6. Do not ban minges, or kick which is much worse. that just increase the flow of MORE noobs/mingebags

*TIP* Remember mingebags are usually handicapped cyber geek kids. handicapped because they are stupid, cyber geek because they use too many tactics, and kids because they are mostly on all night on the weekends or summer vacation, spring break, school closed days or sick days.

7. Try to make the name of the server not sound like a noobish server.

8. To get rid of a mingebag, kill them repeatedly kill them untill they leave.

The last one I'm gonna say is the persons-noob. A normal person but is just really stupid-ass.

1. follow all steps, if the person persuades you that they are not a noob then spawns a weapon when you are vulnerable then kills, kick or ban them.
 




Thats it!
These are all the noob types I can think of, that I HAVE encountered.

Hope this helps to any admins/co-admins!

Or how about just ban them and laugh?

Or how about just ban them. Then proceed to ignore them on all other forms of communication.


Or how about you just play normally, and proceed to do any administration when nessicary.

1. Again, ID has nothing to do with it, so if they chat at all then they are either a noob or a normal human.

Being a noob means your not human?

Or how about just ban them and laugh?

banning noobs is okay, mingebags are rare and different

Being a noob means your not human?

yes, yes it does unless your a peoples-noob

You're an idiot. Unless someone felt like making a bot to annoy us, everyone here and in-game is a human.

You're an idiot. Unless someone felt like making a bot to annoy us, everyone here and in-game is a human.

Im not a idiot that was a joke dumbass, anyway noobs r innoying

The title topic told me this would be fail, and I knew it.

Lock it, get yourself banned, and don't come back.

Im not a idiot that was a joke dumbass, anyway noobs r innoying
And you are just as annoying.

And you are just as annoying.

if you think that, you have no idea what a noob is

The title topic told me this would be fail, and I knew it.

Lock it, get yourself banned, and don't come back.

up yours

up yours
Oh the terriable insult! I'm shaking in my boots, I think I might need to leave the forums!

No but seriously, just leave the forums.