Author Topic: If Alyx Vance was your girlfriend...  (Read 3096 times)

If Alyx Vance was your girlfriend, what would you say if she asked you the following questions:

Would you rather have me, or the GG? (Gravity Gun)

If you **** a headcrab, we can have love. Deal?

What is the first thing we would do if we were in my house? (Try not to think dirty)





You're 12 or something. You do not need to be thinking about this. Enjoy being young and innocent, you're not going to look cool by pretending to know about love and girls around 'cool' teenagers.

You're 12 or something. You do not need to be thinking about this. Enjoy being young and innocent, you're not going to look cool by pretending to know about love and girls around 'cool' teenagers.
love IS COOL MAN

YO MANG I forgetED 42 HOES THIS WEEK LOL THEY ALL SAID MY snake WAS SOO BIG.

I'm Billy Reed.  You know how many girls I've had love with?

I'm Billy Reed.  You know how many underage girls I've had love with?
The only reasonable answer is not nearly enough.

You're 12 or something. You do not need to be thinking about this. Enjoy being young and innocent.
God dammit, I'm young, but my innocence is in the bin.

God dammit, I'm young, but my innocence is in the bin.
LQTM



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