Author Topic: Post home-made food recipies  (Read 2669 times)

Beef and Cheese Sandwich

First, find some beef, then cut them into bits.

Cook em'

While cooking put some Cheez Whiz into some small bowl and melt in the microwave.

When the beef is done, put them on a bun or bread

Pour the cheese on it then savour.

Frozen Treat :3


You will need:

Peanut butter, sugar, chocolate, freezer.

1. mix sugar in with peanut butter

2. take chocolate and grind it into a powdery substance

3. mix in your chocolate powder to your peanut butter + sugar concoction

4. mix thoroughly

5. get a cupcake pan

6. put you mixture into each cupcake hole accordingly

7. put the cupcake pan in the freezer and let it cool overnight

8. hope that you didn't fail at my recipe

9. take it out of the freezer

10. serve for desert with whipped cream and ice cream preferably

11. love me for posting this recipe

12. repeat process until fat and uncomfortable.

I used to make awesum milkshakes but I forgot how.

Frozen Treat :3

Step 1: Water

Step 2: Freezer

You will need...

1. 1 cup of milk
3. 2 teaspoons of Milo
3. maple syrup
4. 1 scoop of vanilla ice cream.

How to make it...

1. fill a tall cup with milk
2. put Milo in the milk
3. squeeze a bit of maple syrup
4. put in the ice cream
5. Shake or mix in a milkshake mixer.

Name of drink = Sweet shake
« Last Edit: March 14, 2009, 07:41:14 AM by Captain Jack »

I used to make awesum milkshakes but I forgot how.

Step 1: Water

Step 2: Freezer

No. Read the recipe it tastes delicious.

Step one: Get a bowl
Step two: Pour cerial into the bowl
Step three: Pour milk into the bowl
Step four: Eat it

Step one: Get a bowl
Step two: Pour cerial into the bowl
Step three: Pour milk into the bowl
Step four: Eat it

HOME MADE not how to make cereal
« Last Edit: March 15, 2009, 05:03:02 AM by Captain Jack »

When I need a snack I just throw in vanilla yogourt, milk, ice, and then anything I can find into my blender, usually comes out pretty good, bananas and strawberries and other fruits are a good place to start.

My 5 - years - old - wierd - food.

I did this when i was Five  :cookieMonster:


Take a bowl.

Get 1 Heinz Beanz and put them in the bowl

Get 2 Hunt's tomato sauce and put it with it

Then get a spoon and mix it all up

Put it in the freezer and wait for 15 hours :o

Take it out and taste :)

I'm just waiting for someone to post "The Drink of the Gods" :D

Easy Mac

Easy macaroni* in 3 minutes and 30 seconds!**

Step 1: Get in your car. Drive to the nearest food selling brick-made building and purchase an Easy Mac container for under 42 dollars.

Step 2: Drive home and walk inside your house. Take no care to lock your car or take your keys out, because the car robbers will most definitely NOT steal your cars.

Step 3:Cook it.

1.Pull up the yellow cover. Throw it in a garbage can 3 to 539.42 feet away from you.

2.Fill the container with warm water at approximately 112.42 degrees Fahrenheit to 1.38 centimeters above the dashed line that says "Fill Line"

3. Put the container in the microwave on HIGH for 3 minutes 30 seconds, and get 2 forks ready, preferably a longer one and a shorter one.
(Note: You want to take the cheese mix pack OUT of the container before putting it in the microwave)

{Optional}4. When your microwave makes sounds an alarm, take it out immediately and fill the container with the cheese mix, and stir with the longer fork.

5. Eat it.

*Cheese may or may not be included

** Time stated does not include time fending off car robbers, or cutting optional pack of cheese.


Easy Mac

Easy macaroni* in 3 minutes and 30 seconds!**

Step 1: Get in your car. Drive to the nearest food selling brick-made building and purchase an Easy Mac container for under 42 dollars.

Step 2: Drive home and walk inside your house. Take no care to lock your car or take your keys out, because the car robbers will most definitely NOT steal your cars.

Step 3:Cook it.

1.Pull up the yellow cover. Throw it in a garbage can 3 to 539.42 feet away from you.

2.Fill the container with warm water at approximately 112.42 degrees Fahrenheit to 1.38 centimeters above the dashed line that says "Fill Line"

3. Put the container in the microwave on HIGH for 3 minutes 30 seconds, and get 2 forks ready, preferably a longer one and a shorter one.
(Note: You want to take the cheese mix pack OUT of the container before putting it in the microwave)

{Optional}4. When your microwave makes sounds an alarm, take it out immediately and fill the container with the cheese mix, and stir with the longer fork.

5. Eat it.

*Cheese may or may not be included

** Time stated does not include time fending off car robbers, or cutting optional pack of cheese.



IT'S CALLED POST YOUR HOMEMADE FOOD RECIPES NOT HOW TO MAKE EASY MAC

IT'S CALLED POST YOUR HOMEMADE FOOD RECIPES NOT HOW TO MAKE EASY MAC


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IT'S CALLED POST YOUR HOMEMADE FOOD RECIPES NOT HOW TO MAKE EASY MAC
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ChocoNut Toast.

1: Get some bread

2: Grab some Nutella

3: Get some Crushed nuts. (Optional)

4: Put bread in toaster for 2-3 minutes.

5: Wonder about where the bread went and why you got crunchy toast.

6: spread your "nutritious" Nutella on the toast.

7: sprinkle on the nuts.

8: throw what is left into your siblings ice cream